Alright, settle in, because today’s topic is something that truly grinds my gears, something that assaults my eyes every time I step out the door: fashion. Or, as I like to call it, “fashion follies.” My heavens, what has happened to common sense and decency in dressing? It’s like everyone decided to raid a thrift store blindfolded and then purposely chose the most ill-fitting, nonsensical garments they could find. It’s an insult to tailors everywhere, I tell you. And it’s not just the clothes; it’s the general slippage of societal etiquette that goes along with it.
It used to be, you dressed for the occasion. You wore sensible shoes, clothes that fit properly, and you looked presentable. Now, it’s all about “comfort” and “expression.” Well, I’m expressing my disapproval! Loudly!
The Jean Jamboree: Rips, Tears, and Ill-Fitting Horrors
Let’s start with the denim dilemma. These “ripped jeans” that everyone seems to adore. Why? Are we purposefully trying to look disheveled? I patch holes in my clothes, I don’t pay extra for them! I saw a young lady the other day with more holes than actual denim on her knees. It looked like she’d wrestled a bear. I wanted to give her my sewing kit and a sensible lecture on proper attire. What’s the point of paying good money for something that looks like it’s already on its last legs? It’s illogical!
And then there are the sizes! These oversized sweaters that look like they belong to a giant, swallowing up the poor wearer. And the baggy trousers that swamp young men, practically falling off their hips. Do they not know how to get a proper fit? It looks like they borrowed their grandfather’s clothes and forgot to get them tailored. It’s sloppy, it’s unattractive, and it shows a complete disregard for presentation. In my day, you took pride in how you presented yourself. A crisp shirt, well-pressed trousers – it showed you cared. Now, it’s all just “athleisure wear,” even if you’re not going anywhere near a gymnasium!
The Footwear Farce: Ugly Shoes and Bare Feet
And the shoes! Oh, the sheer monstrosity of modern footwear! Those enormous, clunky sneakers that look like moon boots, or the ones that look like you’re wearing plastic bags on your feet! And don’t even get me started on those ones that look like socks with individual toes! Who designed these things? And why? They’re hideous! Where is the elegance? Where is the sophistication?
Whatever happened to a sensible pair of pumps, a comfortable loafer, or a well-made dress shoe? Shoes that actually fit and support your feet, not something that looks like it belongs on a comic book character. And the sheer audacity of people wearing flip-flops everywhere! To nice restaurants, to the theater, even to church! Good heavens, put on some proper shoes! And don’t even think about going barefoot. It’s unsanitary! It’s uncivilized! It’s an absolute disgrace to public hygiene! My sensibilities are offended just thinking about it.
The Accessory Absurdity: Tiny Bags and Gigantic Glasses
And the accessories! The tiny little handbags that can barely fit a mint, let alone a tissue or a proper wallet! What’s the point? Are we supposed to carry everything else in our teeth? And these enormous sunglasses that cover half their faces, even indoors! Are they trying to hide from someone? It’s all just so impractical and frankly, rather silly. It’s like they’re trying to look mysterious, but they just look like they’ve got something to hide. And the amount of bling some of these youngsters wear! Chains and rings and earrings, all clanking and clattering. It’s gaudy! Purely gaudy!
Societal Slippage: Where Have the Manners Gone?!
But it’s not just the fashion. It’s the underlying attitude that comes with it – a general societal slippage that’s truly concerning. It’s a decline in manners, in common courtesy, in basic respect for one another.
Take, for instance, the pervasive rudeness. People talking loudly on their mobile phones in confined spaces, ignoring queues, pushing past others without a word. Whatever happened to “please” and “thank you”? To holding a door open for someone? To letting an elderly person have a seat on the bus? It’s like they’ve forgotten the very basics of human decency. It’s all about “me, me, me,” and frankly, it’s sickening. My mother would have given them a good clip around the ear for such behavior!
And the noise! Oh, the incessant noise! Everyone seems to think their personal conversations, their music, their video games, need to be broadcast to the entire world. Have they no concept of a “private space”? Or the simple courtesy of lowering one’s voice in public? Children screaming in restaurants while their parents stare blankly at their phones. Teenagers blaring their dreadful music on public transport. It’s an assault on the peace and quiet that once defined civilized society. I yearn for a moment of quiet contemplation, but it seems that’s a luxury only available in my own home, behind triple-locked doors.
And the lack of attention span! Everyone’s distracted by their phones, by screens, by constant notifications. You try to have a conversation with a young person, and their eyes are constantly darting down to their glowing rectangle. They can’t focus, they can’t listen, they can’t engage in a proper dialogue. It’s a sad reflection of a generation that’s lost the ability to truly connect, to look someone in the eye and have a meaningful exchange. It’s all superficial, fragmented, and frankly, quite depressing.
Even the simple act of driving has become a free-for-all. People tailgating, cutting you off, driving as if they own the road. And the parking! Don’t even get me started on the parking! Two spaces for one tiny car? Parking in fire lanes? It’s a blatant disregard for rules and for the safety and convenience of others. It’s anarchy on the roads, I tell you! Pure anarchy!
Why My Complaints Matter: A Cry for Decency and Common Sense
So, why bother with all this? Why dedicate a whole section of “The Manager’s Desk” to these pervasive problems? Because, my dear readers, someone has to! Someone has to stand up for common sense, for good taste, for decency, and for the very fabric of polite society. While everyone else is busy pretending these new fads are “art” or “progress,” I’m here to say, “Nonsense!”
This isn’t just complaining for complaining’s sake, mind you. This is about discernment. This is about holding a mirror up to all this absurdity and asking, “Are we really going to put up with this?” My aim isn’t just to grumble, but to provoke thought. To make you stop and ask yourself, “Do I really want to wear these ripped jeans, or am I just following a fad?” “Do I really need to shout into my phone in a crowded cafe, or can I step outside?”
I know there are others out there, just like me, who see through the veneer of trendiness and glitter. Others who secretly (or not so secretly) long for a time when things made more sense. Others who want to know why their favorite store stopped carrying their preferred brand of sensible shoes. This is your space. Your sanctuary of righteous indignation.
So, join me. Read my critiques. Share your own exasperations in the comments (but keep it civil, no shouting, unless it’s absolutely warranted). Together, we can at least make a respectable fuss. Maybe, just maybe, if enough of us make enough noise, someone, somewhere, will finally listen. Someone will step up and manage this global circus. Until then, you can find me right here, at “The Manager’s Desk,” preparing my next perfectly reasonable, totally warranted, and entirely necessary complaint. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I saw a young person wearing flip-flops in a fine dining establishment. I simply must investigate. The sheer audacity!
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